Things That Could Fit Under Daniel Rockhold

The video above is of the distinctively, and might I say, prodigiously posed Daniel Rockhold, the 6′ 3″ senior third baseman and catcher for the USF Bulls baseball club.  His stance is quite remarkable in that it spans almost all six feet of batter’s box length skillfully outlined by the USF grounds crew and their li’l fluffy white powder wagon.  His wide stance is so remarkable, in fact, the author spent more time than he should have attempting to enumerate humorous objects that might fit or could be rolled underneath Daniel Rockhold while he attempts to strike at a baseball.  To wit:  (1) a flagpole, (b) a car axle, (iii) a skilled limbo dancer confident in his own sexuality, or perhaps, curious about Daniel Rockhold’s.  It should be noted it took the author an exceedingly long time to generate even this modest list and he feels somewhat lacking in creativity at the moment as a result.

Comments from someone claiming to be, or quite possibly THE, Daniel Rockhold, skillfully copied and pasted from the old site:

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