Carlos Pena’s Ass and How the Former Mayor of Tampa Wants It

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Never has the omission of an apostrophe been so titillating.  As you can see in the picture to the right, there is a stark difference between wishing someone a welcome return, as in “Happy to see you’re back”, and wishing to feel all up on that booty, as in “Happy to see your back.”  At the tail end of Friday’s Yankees vs. Rays telecast, viewers were treated to this image of two libidinous ladies and their propositional signage.  What makes this image all the more delicious is the particular lady in the middle, former two-term mayor of Tampa Pam Iorio, Leader, Author, Speaker, and admirer of The Rump. 

“But!” you say, “She isn’t holding the sign.”  This is true.  It is entirely possible, yet less entertaining, to consider the possibility that the former CEO of America’s 54th largest city just stumbled unwittingly into this humorous circumstance.  However, this BBB contributor, in search of the dark stanky truth, got all up on that internet and found pictorial evidence to the contrary wedged deep within the electronic crevasse known as Twitter.

Pam is a fan of the can.

The Mayor desires the seat of power.


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