Midget Wrestling

McKechnie Field, Sat. July 14, 2012

McKechnie Field, Sat. July 14, 2012

I know you, reader.  I know you are a true sophisticate, refined in taste and reserved in demeanor.  At the conclusion of the evening, you’ll retire with your port, vintage of course, to the study with other aesthetes of patrician society to discuss pressing matters like who, to a greater extent, achieved both darkness and smoldering darkness, Bang Tango’s Joe Leste or The Cult’s Ian Astbury.

However, consider this insidious question:  If, at the entrance to your elegantly understated entertainment destination of the evening, you were kato picapproached by a stranger and informed of the whereabouts and the whoabouts of a free midget fight, would you attend that engagement instead?  If that same free midget fight were to muscle itself, bald and screaming and moist, as if thrust from raw humanity’s birth canal, into the clutch of a baseball double-header at lovely McKechnie Field in Bradenton, then the path laid out before you is clear.  Midgets and baseball it is!

As always, the video is a rousing, smashing success because the software used to create it tells us so.

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